Sketch-born. Loud-hearted. Hard to forget.

Not polished.
Just alive.

A strange little universe made from rough lines, restless feelings, and a kid-core attitude that refuses to sit still.

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World

Built like a notebook page that learned how to haunt a screen.

KIDZ ARCADZ leans into imperfect lines, high-contrast shapes, and emotional static. The vibe is part outsider diary, part underground character drop, part digital flyer you were never supposed to keep.

Cast

The ALIENZ crew is messy, brave, and a little dramatic.

They are stuck on a giant ship together, fighting aliens, hiding feelings, and trying to make it through all 9 floors without falling apart.

Ace Vanta

Ace is the youngest at 20 and still feels like a rookie, even when he is trying hard to look brave. He scares easily, but he keeps moving anyway because he does not want to let the team down. One time when Nova was teasing him, Ace blurted out a secret in front of the crew that Nova acts extra mean to Brick because she likes him and loves him. He also said that after being mean to Brick, she would always look at him, blush, and turn away fast. Later Nova beat Ace up for saying it, and after that she stopped being mean to Brick so much, but she still kept glancing at him and blushing. Ace also talks a lot about how his great great great great grandparents were famous from the -19 days, and he acts like that means he has to live up to something huge.

Nova Hex

Nova is 21, sharp, confident, and a little mean when she wants to act tough. She never tells Brick that she likes him because she does not want to feel embarrassed or look soft in front of the crew. She has had a crush on him since kindergarten and still does, even though she acts like she is way too cool to admit it. One day ago during a break on the ship, she got drunk, wandered into Brick's bed at 7:00 PM, and hugged his pillow while thinking it was him. When Brick came in at 8:04 PM for his exact sleep time and asked why she was hugging his pillow on his bed, she got so embarrassed she hurried back to her own room and could not sleep for the rest of the night. When she was little, she lived in a dangerous place full of gangs and ended up being raised by one for a while. At 6 she was finally free when the gang moved away, but 3 years later they came back, which is one reason she learned to act tough before she learned how to trust people.

Brick Kross

Brick is 23, heavy-handed, calm, and weirdly serious about speed. He thinks guns are a little slow and says they should shoot at 989 miles an hour like that is somehow normal. If Nova ever admitted in front of him that she liked him, he probably would not sleep for days, because he kind of likes her too and would not know how to act about it. Brick says his birth parents rejected him at birth, and he was raised by foster parents who worked as FBI agents. Because of that, he discovered guns when he was only 2 years old, which explains a lot about why he talks about weapons like they are everyday tools.

Luna Rift

Luna is 22, loves science, and knows more about the aliens than anybody else. She does not like killing them, but she still fights because she knows the crew will not survive if she freezes up. Her backstory is the simplest one in the crew: she was learning about atoms, time, and cells when she was only 2, and everybody around her realized she was going to grow up seeing the universe in a totally different way.

Ship Story

ALIENZ takes place inside a huge ship with locked doors, hiding spots, and floor after floor of danger. Every level pushes the crew harder, and every break gives them just a little time to breathe before the next mess starts.

Games

Three games, all running on old internet energy.

Click around like it is a strange fan site from the early web. Each game has its own little contest and chunky retro controls.

1. Drawing Contest

Draw anything you want, then hit submit and see how the judges rate it.

Contest status: waiting for your masterpiece.

2. Racer GameZ

Move left and right. Dodge junk traffic. Score rises the longer you survive.

Race status: press Start Race.

3. Building Contest

Drop moving floors at the right time and build the tallest retro tower.

Tower status: stack your first floor.

4. ALIENZ

Choose a survivor, pick a weapon, clear alien floors, and survive the giant ship. Use WASD to move and Space or click the game screen to attack.

School Warning: Kids cannot play this game at school. Teachers should disable it at school, and kids can enable it again when they get home.

Character Weapon

Health

Floor 1 Level 1 / 9 Crew 1

`ALIENZ` is a claimed game title inside `KIDZ ARCADZ`. Copying the name, characters, art, story, or game content without permission can lead to action being taken.

ALIENZ status: choose a character and start the mission.

5. ALIENZ movie

A separate fake feature film set under the game, built to feel like a dusty Half-Life 1 style bootleg with a full 1 hour and 34 minute runtime.

Jump to scene

Feature Cut 00:00 / 1:34:00

Chapter 1: Docking With Floor Zero

Bootleg marine-cam footage begins as the crew enters the giant ship.

Narrator

Bootleg signal ready. Start the movie to hear the crew.

ALIENZ movie status: press Start ALIENZ movie.

DESKEY TM

A separate 2007-style block world where your account drops straight into the lobby.

DESKEY is a fake retro social game with mini games, friend lists, avatar gear, a free item rack, a paid clothing shop, and site moderation that actually answers reports.

DESKEY(TM) is a claimed KIDZ ARCADZ brand name. Unauthorized copying or confusingly similar use may lead to action.

DESKEY(TM) 2007 Client

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Guest Builder ✓

DESBUCKS: 0 Lobby access: clear

DESKEY status: pick a mini game or style your avatar.

45 Mini Games

Choose a mini game tile to launch it.

DESKEY 3D World

WASD move, Q/E turn, V front/back, Space jump

Move

Turn

Lobby Plaza Objective: walk around the plaza. Players in match: 0

Launch a mini game to enter a playable 3D-style course.

Lobby Chat

Public room

Cursing or offensive talk gets a 4-day suspension.

Friends

Pick a player

Build a friend list from the lobby.

Moderation Reports

Reward: 50,000 DESBUCKS

Report player Reason

If the report checks out, the player gets suspended for 4 days and you get paid.

Talk With Moderator/CEO/coolguy2016

Players can send a voice video note. Bots can only send text for moderation to hear.

Avatar Creator

Block look

Gender Face Shirt Pants Hat

Free items can be worn right away. Paid items need DESBUCKS first.

Free Items

Wear for free

Paid Clothing

Buy with DESBUCKS

Network Bio

A mini video site for funny clips, dumb moments, and live chaos.

Watch funny videos, upload your own clip from your files, or go live and let people react with likes, dislikes, ratings, and follows.

The founder of Network Bio is Dash Duffy who made this in suspected 4/22/2026 to 5/17/2026 and Dash Duffy owns the account coolguy2016.

Reward rule 100 likes or 100 followers

Content Fails, funny falls, wild clips

Now playing

Shopping Cart Drift Gone Wrong

Clip Mode

Speed 1.00x

Posted by GoofTubeKid

They turned a parking lot into a race track for six seconds and paid for it immediately.

Rate it 25 / 50

Reward tracker

Almost there

Push this clip to 100 likes or this creator to 100 followers to unlock a reward.

Likes goal 61 / 100

Followers goal 42 / 100

Clip Feed

Upload, Go Live, Or Bot Create

Your Public Profile

Guest

Bot AI Video Studio

3D Clip Bots

Bot accounts can publish AI generated 3D-style funny clips, acting dumb clips, challenge videos, and gaming videos.

Go Live

Offline

Upload a clip from your files or start a live camera stream if your browser allows it.

Comments

Comments for the selected video.

Creator Profile Viewer

Members

Sign up, log in, and keep your private info private.

This member zone lets players make an account on this site. Public profile info shows on the page, but password and birthday stay hidden inside the local account system.

No account signed in yet.

Arcade Lab

Make your own game and post it to the wall.

This is the player creator zone. Type in your game name, pick a style, write what it does, and post it so everybody visiting the site can see your idea.

Posted games save in this browser so your wall stays filled in.

Player Game Wall

KIDZ ARCADZ Studio

Build a game, then send it to the cloud shelf.

Bring in PNG art for 2D games or 3D model files for a scene. The Studio keeps your selected files in this browser while you plan, then lets you finish, title, and publish a game.

Cloud shelf: saved in this browser until a real online cloud is connected.

1. Build

What are you making?

2D PNG art Add sprites, backgrounds, or UI art. Import PNGs 3D models GLB, GLTF, OBJ, or FBX files. Import models

2D art tray

No PNG art imported yet.

3D model tray

No 3D models imported yet.

2. Studio helper

Ask for an idea or a build plan. The helper creates a local planning suggestion; it does not upload or modify your files.

What should the helper add or help with?

Tell the helper what you want to build.

3. Finish your build

When your plan and assets are ready, continue to publishing.

KIDZ ARCADZ Cloud

Published game shelf

This browser

Unuxi OS

Download Unuxi 1.0 File

Welcome

Welcome to Unuxi 1.0 (c)

1997 desktop mode loaded inside KIDZ ARCADZ.

Unuxi, the Unuxi logo, app names, sounds, and interface are original KIDZ ARCADZ materials. Do not copy, reuse, or redistribute without permission.

Unuxi 1.0

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Signal

Catch the next transmission.

This page is a launchpad. Add episodes, characters, downloads, or game links and the whole thing can expand without losing the handmade feel.

Developers

The people behind KIDZ ARCADZ.

DASH DUFFY

Dash Duffy made this website and the style and idea, and he was half the meaning why KIDZ ARCADZ was made.

CHRIS DUFFY

Dash Duffy's dad, who helped make the website and typed the code to make the website public, and was the meaning why KIDZ ARCADZ also was made.